What she really means…

And this post proves my point. Women are so complicated…

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Wow so you named your blog the decoder and it’s taken you four bloody months to actually decode something. About time isn’t it?

Well you know what they say – good things come to those who wait -here’s six of the most-used phrases of the female population accompanied by a male-friendly definition. Enjoy.

  1. ‘I’m fine’ – If you have ever believed a woman who has informed you she is fine it’s a miracle that you even have a girlfriend. No female has ever uttered those words and genuinely meant it. It is an excuse – a polite way of telling you that you have pissed her off. So please take the hint, leave her to cool off and do not question her like you’re the Spanish Inquisition.
  2. ‘It’s not you it’s me’ – Drum roll please. It is you. You have screwed up and now you’re left with…

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  2. charlypriest

    Had to laugh at this one.

    And by the way you know how many issues women have with men, like menstruation, menopause……see? Our name, men, is in at least two of the worst things that can happen to them. No wonder they are complicated, against us!

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